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ahahHAHAH  remember when?? i'm getting war flashbacks from this i cannot believe 

ok so upon remembering the good ol days on this site, i decided to take a trip down memory lane and holy fuck memory lane is one poorly-paved, bumpy son of a bitch because i've got whiplash out the wazoo from all the cringing this is causing

so i'm here to provide an update on life

i consider myself to be a completely different person from when i was a regular on here, to the extent that i cant even imagine what possessed me to act the way i did and say some of the things i said. in other words, if youre lookin for the old "FLAYUM-GURL" im so sorry buddy but she's gooooone lmao she only exists in your memories (thats some 1984 shit goin on in here) 

basically i cant be at ease until i clarify that zoo wee mama i am not the same as i was in the days of yore please forgive me for i have sinned

+ i've gotten significantly easier on the eyes compared to back then if i may say so myself [psst i edited this and put a better picture of me lmaooo]